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Archive for May 29th, 2008

Ai Yo…Technology Arh

Posted by `jiehao on May 29, 2008

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife, Marsha, had given up long ago trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home with another of unusual purchases: A robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11-year-old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

“Where have you been? Why are over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.

“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”

“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie,” said Tommy.

“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.

“The Ten Commandments,” answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called ‘Sex Queen’.”

“I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too made with Tommy though. After all, he is your son!”

With that, the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her flying out of her chair.

To my dear readers, do not trust technology too much…

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Cheap cheap, good good

Posted by `jiehao on May 29, 2008

I think the VJC bookshop aunty really has some good lobang for the items she sells man, and this is not just based on wild guessing, but I have evidence! The Energizer batteries (which are of higher quality than what you usually buy) costs $2.20 per packet of a pair. Usually elsewhere they sell it for like $2.60 or more (especially if you go 7-eleven to buy it).

And just yesterday, I went to the bookshop in my neighbourhood to get the Scream City lecture pad, and there you see the price difference. VJC bookshop sells it for something like $1.90, while I bought mine at $2.20!

There, this should encourage people to buy more things for her even though she sells very little variety of stuffs, and Aaron Low calls her a fat, lazy cow.

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